Wait….wouldn’t the Jewish one be put in charge of the money? I mean c’mon. It is South Park…
So on Pandora, a Rihanna song comes up and it is the absolute worst thing ever. It is called Rockstar 101. She repeatedly calls herself a rock-star and yet says she is “missing that black guitar”. Also, she uses the many stereotypes used to typify rockstars such as massive amounts of partying and other characteristics that are seen as the rougher qualities of many rock stars. However, she does not once seem to personify the artistic qualities brought to the world by many of these “rockstars”. Rather, she is promoting a life that is often seen as detrimental to one’s health. If one is making a song about being a rockstar, would it not make more sense to show how their artistic qualities of music, the message they send through the music, resembles that of the rockstars they are trying to emulate?
Teacher Awards Credit for Questioning “The Man”
Unfortunately, I have to take points off for forgetting the question mark.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.



